A package came in the mail today. Q ran out to grab the mail from the mail carrier. He came running in and said, "Mommy! I think you got yarn!"
"Noo,"I said, "it's not yarn."
"It's squishy like yarn."
I told him to open it up and see what it was. He opened it and said, "It is yarn!"
I said, "Noooo."
A said, "No! It's wool! That wool stuff mom spins into yarn!" (Making little spinning movements with her hands.)
I said, "Nooooo. Open it up the rest of the way."
"Oh. It's a blanket. Why did you order a blanket?"
"It was free with my order of our TV cabinet and patio panel."
"Oh, OK. I thought it was yarn."